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Public Enema no.1 - The SKWERT from Boneyard Toys

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Public Enema no.1 - The SKWERT from B... 4:29
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BAIT

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BAIT

BAIT 8:31
BAIT is a comedy short of sorts that follows a laid-back fella who is literally yanked into a conversation with extra-terrestrials where he must answer very personal and very important questions. --- bait (2017) Written, Directed, Edited, & Produced by Daniel Bracey imdb.com/title/tt7157920/ facebook.com/porkchopexpressprod/ twitter.com/danbracey instagram.com/danieljbracey
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Extreme Russian Roulette (Uncensored)

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Extreme Russian Roulette (Uncensored)

Extreme Russian Roulette (Uncensored) 2:16
(NSFW) A typical weekend afternoon for the gang turns into a violent game of Russian roulette. Find out who is the strongest member that survives this game. From DUMBSHIT MOUNTAIN, sketch comedy by "intelligent people." Written and Directed by Javier Ortiz. And special thanks to Gene Augusto. Starring: Erik Kuska, Gene Augusto, Joseph Clift, Nick Gligor, Javier Ortiz, Stephen Perlstein, Michael Geniac and Megan Blanchette.
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Pico de Gallo Comedy: The Male Orgasm

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Pico de Gallo Comedy: The Male Orgasm

Pico de Gallo Comedy: The Male Orgasm 2:07
Pico de Gallo Comedy, a spicy multi-cultural explosion of comedy, is BACK! Our 4th episode our SEASON FINALE in our "Season 3" of our comedy series. Starring Marco Antonio Rodriguez. Stay tuned for more Pico de Gallo Comedy! Produced by Barú Films http://barufilms.com Pico de Gallo Comedy web series is a "spin-off" on our former theatre company's hits and critically acclaimed shows: "Pico de Gallo: Comedy con Spice!" and "Pico de Gallo: The Return of the Queen". For more information on Pico de Gallo visit our former theatre company's website http://martice.com What critics said about our "Pico de Gallo" shows: "Rapid-fire comedy; insightful, irreverent and often bawdy take on Hispanic culture." -Perry Stewart - Fort Worth Star Telegram "...the tiny Martice Enterprises acting troupe delivers more sassy, funny, provocative entertainment than many local theaters do with big budgets and huge productions in a whole season...short in funds they may be, but man, they're loaded with talent." - Elaine Liner, The Dallas Observer "Pico de Gallo, a zesty treat... It's refreshingly honest..." - Tom Sime, The Dallas Morning News "Pico de Gallo is one spicy show." - Perry Stewart, The Fort Worth Star Telegram "...original, funny, provocative. It's slickly produced and well-costumed." - Robert Ross, The Dallas Voice "Fall down funny...the brightest burst of comedy on any stage this summer!" - The Dallas Observer "...The laughs cascade like guppies over Niagara Falls." - The Dallas Voice
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Blown Love Doll Nipple Crank Call 3: Sick Guy at Bike Shop Agrees to let him Fuck Stuff - Freakout Freakshow

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Blown Love Doll Nipple Crank Call 3: Sick Guy at Bike Shop Agrees to let him Fuck Stuff - Freakout Freakshow

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Minister Danny Bohrnarmaien is a man of religion and he was getting too rough with his blow up doll, he's a big guy and he laid too hard on it so one of the nipples poped out and then created a hole. So he calls Bicycle Stores,Tire Repair & Pool Repair Shops to find someone that will patch the blown nipple on his rubber lady. He does this because in his religion he can't masturbate or meet women at bars and church outings. www.facebook.com/GodgotronComedy Originally published from my Youtube channel FATV1, on Septembre 4, 2009. Had 376 views. They banned my most popular channel and i closed FATV1 in February 2010 in retaliation.
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EP. #3 - Fearless and Moral Sexual Inventory

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Sex Questions with Dr. JT Love

On the Job

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On the Job

On the Job 9:34
Welcome to Weis Where I sacrifice My weekends and free time For a dime Or a nickel Seems I've found myself in a pickle As she snatches an item off of the shelf I know she's going to need my help Some assistance So I try to keep my distance By staring at the tiles Like they go on for miles And wearing my frown So she doesn't come down But she does anyway And now I'm forced to say "Hello. Do you have your shopper's card today?" Or she'll wave it in my face Before I can get the words out And I'll pout Thinking bitch I'll get to it eventually It's not like I'm not at all busy Pulling your shit off the belt and dumping them bags Paper to her liking like the other old hags Well she's not all that old because she still wears pads The same exact ones I have on now How sad Ham, American cheese, white bread, and grapes What could all these things combined make? A sandwich! The perfect picnic lunch A little hard to munch At least when I was little And my teeth were oh so brittle So I ate each ingredient individually And all the animals came after me More so my bread It didn't matter if I fed So I'd grasp onto my mother for dear life As the animals took every last bite I stick her honey mustard dressing underneath The lettuce, onions, carrots, and beets I know I shouldn't but I feel defeat By an older woman with a smaller frame than mine And breasts that stare straight towards the sky Or are they looking at me? Is she? Thinking how could it be That a 21 year old can't look as good as I do? Fuck you! Have you seen what Miley Cyrus is up to? Before I saw your head bopping above the racks, There she was among the stacks Of mindless literature That somehow is every one's pleasure Even I wanna know why Cyrus is no longer engaged Or why open toe heels are all the rage Then you pushed your overflowing cart in front of me And handed over your jiggling keys I spotted the card in grey and red Among those of CVS, Giant, and Wegmans I ring up two steaks, potatoes, corn, and a can of peas While her phone goes off and she answers with glee I wonder who could be on the other line So I search for an indication that she was once a bride I spot the ring on her wedding finger And imagine how the ceremony was put together Pearl buttons running down the back of her white lace dress A bouquet of roses leaving petals on the carpet A black limousine outside the church Waiting for the newlyweds to emerge I ask, "Do you have any coupons?" "No, not today," she responds. Then your total is $152.73 She pulls out her card while I tap the button on the screen Pow! Pow! Tap! Tap! Her fingers type away on the pin pad Then a stream of paper comes out of the machine I tell her she saved $11.18 Then I thank her for choosing to shop at Weis And that I hope the rest of her day is nice Yea, right! The woman grabs her cart and heads out While I stick her signature in my pouch A little something I'll have to remember her by Until the monitor collects them at the end of the night For now I'll return to the end of my lane So I can put my fake smile on display Until another customer, spouse, or child comes my way And shoves their Weis card in my face Like a robber demanding that I give up what's mine As he points a gun between my eyes.
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